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Dykes to Watch Out For

IT TAKES TWO

THIS SUCKS. I WONDER WHAT PEOPLE IN RELATIONSHIPS ARE

DOING TONIGHT?

THEY'RE SHARING THE DAY'S EXPERIENCES.. WHEN I SAID IT'S HEALTHY FOR US TO ACKNOWLEDGE OUR ATTRACTIONS TO OTHER WOMEN, I MEANT TO EACH OTHER! AT LEAST QUESTION! YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME FIRST!

GOOD

LET'S GO

SEE!

MAXINE, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? SO MO KNOW I THINK SHE'S CUTE, SO WHAT? IT'S JUST A FUN LITTLE THING TO MAKE MY JOB LESS BORING!

RELAXING OVER DINNER...

JANUARY 14, 1994

GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT IS CREAMING US WITH ANTI-GAY INITIATIVES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! WE HAVE TO BUILD COALITIONS WITH OTHER PROGRES SIVES!! THESE WHITE, FUNDAMENTALST FASCISTS ARE WINNING VOTES FROM PEOPLE OF COLOR BY CONVINCING THEM GAYS & LESBIANS WANT SPECIAL RIGHTS." WE HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO!

ELLEN, YOU'VE BEEN GOING ON LIKE THIS FOR DAYS! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE. WILL

YOU JUST SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR POT PIE?

GROWING....

AND CHANGING...

OKAY, I'D LIKE TO BEGIN WITH SOME BASK QUESTIONS. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TOGETHER?

THREE MONTHS.

BUT YOSHI, IT'S JUST SEX.

AND WE'RE ALWAYS SAFE, RIGHT?

I'M SORRY, LOIS. BUT PAULA DOESN'T LIKE IT, AND BESIDES, I WANT TO TRY THIS MONOGAMY THING.

FINE. MAYBE I'LL FINALLY LEARN TO QUIT MESSING AROUND WITH GIRLS WHO HAVEN'T FIN-1 ISHED EXPERIMENTING

YET.

...PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE,... MALIKA, I CAN'T! I'VE GOTTA WORST ON MY DISSERTATION OVER CHRISTMAS. WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE?... WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT AROUND ALL DAY. BRING ONE OF YOUR PROJECTS. ....I AM NOT PATRONIZING YOU! JEEZIZ, YOU'RE SO SENSITIVE!

EXPLORING INTIMACY... GOD, NAOMI!THERE'S FLUORESCENT ORANGE MOLD GROWING ON THE WALLS IN HERE! I'D SAY IT'S TIME TO CLEAN YOUR REFRIGERATOR.

AUKTION

CHORESH GROUP

AND BONDING AROUND LIFE'S DIFFICULTIES.

So

WHO'S STOPPING

TONI, I CAN'T STAND THIS SCREAMING ANY MORE. I'M GONNA

WAAAH!

You?

GO PICK HIM UP.

WHAT?

ANYTHIN

THAT MOVES

WAAHAAAHAAAA Humm.

CAN YOU HEAR HIM IF SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU I CAN STILL HEAR HIM, CLACAN'T WEAR EARPLUGS! HOW RICE. THEY JUST TAKE THE EDGE OFF. AND SPARE ME THE LECTURE! I WOULDN'T NEED EARPLUGS IF I WAS GETTING TEN HOURS

OF PEACE AND QUIET PARR EVERY DAY AT

MY OFFICE!

RAR

AAR

RRR

MMM.

LOVE'S

LANGU

LABIA

AR

SLURP.

THE

HE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN... ...THIS WAS BACK WHEN YOUR OL&EST, ETHAN, WAS INVOLVED WITH THIS "CIRQUE DU SOLEIL" PERFORMER, AN ACROBAT, OR CLOWN, OR SOMETHING. THE TWO OF THEM VISITED OVER THE HOLIDAYS.

THANK YOU.. EM... FOR BIRTHING EETHON WHOM I LIKE THEE..EM.BIG SEX WITH..

YOU'RE WELCOME,

SEE. DIDN'T) ITELLYOU

HE WAS

wonderful

THEY MOVED IN TOGETHER ALMOST IMMEDIATELY (YOU HAD MIGRAINES FOR A MONTH), YOU'D VISITED THEIR CONDO, BUT STILL COULDN'T SHAKE

THE NOTION THAT THEY LIVE& IN A FLEUR-DE-LIS SHAPE& TRAILER.

田田

...by Enic Ormer. PERSONALLY, YOU THOUGHT THIS RE-THE WORST PART WAS THAT SHEILA, LATIONSHIP WAS "NUTS" OR "FOR THE BIR&S" DEPENDING ON WHICH DAY YOU WERE ASKED, WHICH YOU NEVER WERE.

WHO YOU KNEW FROM PFLAG MEETINGS, HAD AN UNATTACHE& SON NAMED MILES, (YOU THINK) WHO WAS SOME SORT OF DOCTOR, A PodiATRIST MAYBE, AND HAD GIVEN YOU HIS PHONE NUMBER FOR ETHAN... NOT THAT ETHAN WOULDN'T RATHER STICK NEEDLES IN HIS EYES THAN CONSENT TO BEING FIXED UP ON A DATE BY HIS MOTHER. STILL, MAYBE You'd JUST DIG THE NUMBER OUT OF YOUR POCKETBOOK...

iMILES. WAVE

GET A GRIP MOM, WHY WOULD I EVEN CONSIDER GOING OUT WITH SOME URSO GIST WHEN

I'M IN LOVE WITH PAPLO, HERE..

..SHEESH

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